Duhovite nelogičnosti u inače dobrim igrama :)

[mado]

Odlična Geeklista pod nazivom That is illogical captain! - Logical inconsistencies in otherwise fine games.
http://www.bgg.cc/geeklist/18878/that-i ... cie/page/1?

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Evo recimo muž i žena iz Agricole:
http://www.bgg.cc/geeklist/18878/item/656132#item656132
M: - All right, wifey, I'm off to plow my field.
Ž: - But, honey, you can't! Johnson is plowing his field today.
M: - So?
Ž: - Well you have to do something else.
M: - Can I go fishing?
Ž: - Nope, Smith is already on the lake.
M: - Alrighty then, I'll just go and build a stable on our pasture.
Ž: - Ummm... I heard the McDonalds are building a stable so.. y'know.
M: - Damn it all then! I give up. Come here wifey, let's stay home and make some sweet lovin'!
Ž: - Terribly sorry honey, the Browns are already doing it as we speak...

Ili recimo Catan: Cities & Knights: http://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/18878 ... tem1099353
I have to pay and ore and a sheep to create a knight.
Hang on, am I in fact just armouring a sheep and sending it out to fight the barbarians?

Roll Through the Ages: The Bronze Age http://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/18878 ... tem1193835
Not only can you build a temple before your civilization develops religion, you can build a temple before any civilization develops religion, leading to an absurdly atheistic altar-filled antiquity.

Stone Age http://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/18878 ... tem1553361
Caveman: Hey Elder, Oogra and Gronk wanna make some whoopie in the love shack.
Elder: Well sure, tell them to go right- oops, never mind. We don't have enough to feed any more people.
Caveman: But Elder, don't we have nine months before the baby's even born, and a couple of years before he's eating solid food?
Elder: Nope; that love shack is the Polaroid people-producer. They walk in there, and walk right back out with a full-grown son or daughter. Kind of disturbing, actually.
Caveman: Well, can't we go trade a Stone for some food? Stone's hard to get, and we have some to spare, we should get a lot of food from the next tribe for it.
Elder: Nope. Nobody will trade us more than one food for that stone, and it's not worth the trade.
Caveman: but it's two and a half times harder to get than food!
Elder: Hey, I didn't make the rules.
Caveman: Well, then I'll go hunt for the new addition.
Elder: No dice; I just sent out the hunting party.
Caveman: But you just did that a few minutes ago. if I hurry I can catch them up before they even get to the hunting grounds!
Elder: No, you can't. Now go take Balunk and mine some gold for our next hut.
Caveman: But Elder, a gold bar weighs 35 pounds, and that'll take AGES to pan out of the river. And why do we need Gold for a hut, anyway?
Elder: To pay the real estate agent, now move.

(some time later)

Caveman: Hey Elder, we're back.
Elder: Did you get the gold?
Caveman: No, we only got 5/6 of a gold bar, so we didn't bring any of it back.
Elder: But 5/6 of a gold bar is still a lot of gold; why didn't you bring back what you had?
Caveman: because 5/6 of a gold bar is a Stone, and you sent us for Gold, not Stone.
Elder: Well then, here, use this tool.
Caveman: Um, we're already finished, and the gold mines are miles from here.
Elder: Just take the tool.
(Caveman takes the tool, gold manifests itself at his feet)
(Caveman's head explodes trying to comprehend)

[Vicko]

Ovo je predobro. Agricola i Stone Age su super. Budem si malo pročitao.

[mado]

The Pillars of the Earth http://www.bgg.cc/geeklist/18878/item/602156#item602156

Master Builder: Are you a Toolmaker?
Toolmaker: Yes, indeed.
M.B: Ok, you have the job.
T: Excellent!
M.B: What do you need to work?
T: Do you have metal?
M.B: Yes.
T: Can I see it?
M.B: Well, yes. Here is the metal.
T: Excellent!
M.B: Do you want to use it?
T: No. I enjoy seeing metal.
M.B: Yes?
T: Oh, yes. A lot.I 'll give you 2 golds every time you show me your metal.
M.B: Ok. Go to work now, freak.

Race for the Galaxy http://www.bgg.cc/geeklist/18878/item/1 ... tem1342021
E: "Hello Mr. Contact Specialist, Emperor of the Blue Space Empire here - I see in your CV image that you are very comfortable with all kinds of weird aliens..."
CS: "Yes, that's why they call me 'Mr. Contact Specialist'".
E: "Wonderful. In that case, I would like to hire you to persuade some runaway robots to join my...ehm our Empire - what do you say?"
CS: "Sure, piece of cake."
E: "Great, excellent. Also, along the same lines, I want you to sweet talk a robot sentry we just discovered on our borders."
CS: "Ah...sorry, can't help you there."
E: "Why?"
CS: "Well, I've seen it in the news and...well...you see - it's yellow!"
E: "So?"
CS: "I don't work with yellow."
E: "You don't work...what??"
CS: "Yes well my mother told me to stay away from yellow stuff, it's dirty..."
E: "Your mother...? Hmmm ok let's not get into that. How about a robot scout ship then?"
CS: "Is it yellow?"
E: "Ehh let me see, where is that briefing...oh, oh crap. Ok, just the runaway robots then. I'd make an appointment for you with my excellent personal therapist, but she likes to wear yellow."

[Angel]

haha Stone Age mi je brutalan